“Champs make mockery of listless Cubs”
bq. _Chicago Tribune,_ May 20, 2006, referring to the White Sox’s win in the Chicago teams’ first meeting of 2006
If you want to learn anything
“Gotta get up near the teacher if you can
If you wanna learn anything”
bq. Bob Dylan, “Floater (Too Much to Ask),” _Love and Theft_ (2001)
Pint-sized party
“LollapaLucy”
bq. Ann Boyd’s IM status message, May 4, 2006