Hocus Pocus

Jon: “Of course, some of us poop in our pants.”

Kriss: “There’s too many legs here!”

Eli: “I went over here so people wouldn’t smell it!”

Ann: “Gaborgachev” and “Assarafat”

derek: “He’s got a thing for crazy, apparently.”

Alisa: “Get busy making Chex Mix, or the Chex Mix will get busy making you.”

Wanted: A compelling example illustrating this distinction.

Yes, it really does matter whether you use in to or into.

After years on the run, the bank robber turned himself in to the authorities.

This does not mean that he finally succeeded in becoming an authority himself (as “into” would).