Here’s what I really want: a Christmas album from Buddy and Julie Miller.
Best inadvertent use of the past tense

You said it.
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sleight of hand
Here’s what I really want: a Christmas album from Buddy and Julie Miller.

You said it.
p{color:gray}. Source: “_The Onion_”:http://www.theonion.com/, accessed December 4, 2007.