Harvest Fest 2008 quotations
Monday, November 10, 2008Kriss: “We should have done* Bessie, but we were just too confused when we brought her in.”
(“done” = skinned and tanned her for a bedroom rug)
Kriss: “Kitty Kitty did not die. Kitty Kitty got stolen by the bizarro nun.”
Kriss: “Do you have a hankie on your head?” Shannon: “Yeah, I forgot I put it up there!”
Maggie: “Mom, you know what’s good? Taco dip.”
Shannon: “These cheeks aren’t thorns. These cheeks are gifts.”
Ann: “Every stroke of genius comes with a moment of despair.”
Kriss: “People aren’t used to the taste of lard anymore.”
Maggie: “She [Lucy] shows no signs of becoming a psychopath.”
Kriss: “Hey, Jon, you’ve got some rutabaga in your Croc hole!”
derek (later): “If that’s what I think it is, what’s a Croc?”
Ann: “I just blanked myself on pie.”