Headline of the day: May 29, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008“Monkeys Control a Robot Arm With Their Thoughts”
“Monkeys Control a Robot Arm With Their Thoughts”
“Errs to throne”
Chicago Tribune, October 28, 2006, referring to St. Louis’s World Series win, 4 games to 1 over Detroit
This headline works in so many ways: criticizing Detroit for making so many critical errors, dissing St. Louis by suggesting they backed into the title through little virtue of their own, and of course it’s a perfect pun.
Segmented marketing, sure: but this is ridiculous. You might want to have more than one possible buyer in mind.
“Champs make mockery of listless Cubs”
Chicago Tribune, May 20, 2006, referring to the White Sox’s win in the Chicago teams’ first meeting of 2006
“LollapaLucy”
Ann Boyd’s IM status message, May 4, 2006
“Scones == Giant Cookies”
Nathan Lenz, IM status message, April 14, 2006
“Sox overcome rain, Tribe”
Chicago Tribune, April 3, 2006
“Post-Title Pitfall: Complacency”
Chicago Tribune, April 2, 2006, early edition